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Funny Quotes About Driving
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22 Funny quotes tagged with Driving.
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My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
Nikhil Saluja
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
Unknown
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
Unknown
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
Unknown
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
Unknown
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
Unknown
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
Unknown
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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
Unknown
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Unknown
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That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
Unknown
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
Unknown
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
Unknown
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.
Unknown
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
Unknown
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
Unknown
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Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
Unknown
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Unknown
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Unknown
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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