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Funny Quotes About Work
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101 Funny quotes tagged with Work.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
Anonymous
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Milo Bloom
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome
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A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
Dennis Miller
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Robert Paul
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'
Craig Kilborn
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin
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