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Mitchjs1991 quotes Collection of quotes added by Mitchjs1991. Mitchjs1991 Quotes About:  Past Relationships   Relationships   Drama Queen   Funny Facebook Status   Drama   Funny   Sex   Ego   Swag   Clever Facebook Status   Hoes   Shit Talking   Insults   Funny Good Morning   Reality   Girlfriends   Pick Up Lines   Sales   Dirty Pick Up Lines   Life   Addiction   Clocks   Drugs   Good Morning   Sleep   Love   Sadness   Sad Love   Tears   New Relationship   Men And Women   Being Cool   Keeping It Real   Busy Life   Heart   Heart And Soul   Absence   Truth   Being Happy   Happy  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 12 Quotes If life deals you a shitty hand, bluff the shit out of it! 1 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Busy Life quotes   Heart quotes   Heart And Soul quotes   Absence quotes   Truth quotes   Being Cool quotes   Being Happy quotes   Happy quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful! 2 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Sex quotes   Drama quotes   Drama Queen quotes   Being Cool quotes   Reality quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I swear to god, the next time in nearly asleep and I get a text I'm going to bully and humiliate them with harsh texts! 1 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Drama quotes   Reality quotes   Sleep quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we don't want to meet up with you and you're a walking land whale.. 1 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Reality quotes   Drama quotes   Ego quotes   Men And Women quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail It's funny how one person can mean the world to you make you feel so good and so bad so fast, I don't know how many more pieces of my heart are left to break.. 1 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Love quotes   Sadness quotes   Sad Love quotes   Tears quotes   New Relationship quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. 0 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Reality quotes   Life quotes   Addiction quotes   Clocks quotes   Drugs quotes   Good Morning quotes   Funny Good Morning quotes   Sleep quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like penis and semen. 1 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Sex quotes   Ego quotes   Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Girlfriends quotes   Reality quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. 209 up, 27 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Pick Up Lines quotes   Funny quotes   Sales quotes   Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning bolt hits the tip of my penis the voice of Morgan Freeman says SON! You' plugged her good last night , now go home and block her on facebook before she inboxes you and annoys the fuck out of you.. 0 up, 0 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny Good Morning quotes   Sex quotes   Reality quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. 326 up, 33 down  Mitchell Sakundiak quotes  | added by: Mitchjs1991  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Hoes quotes   Shit Talking quotes   Insults quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   Next

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