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Sarcastic Quotes About Facebook Status
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12 Sarcastic quotes tagged with Facebook Status.
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When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense!
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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.
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You hate your life? Go post on Facebook about it, that'll help.
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Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1.
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I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer...
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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