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Garrison Keillor Quotes & Sayings
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47 entries tagged including 35 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
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What else will do except faith in such a cynical, corrupt time? When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
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God writes a lot of comedy-the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
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It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
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