Garrison Keillor Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
 
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Suggest Revision: What else will do except faith in such a cynical, corrupt time? When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.
 
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Suggest Revision: Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy-the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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 Father Daughter quotes 
Suggest Revision: The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says,
 
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Suggest Revision: A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
 
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 Luxury quotes 
Suggest Revision: It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
 
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Suggest Revision: It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
 
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 Luck quotes 
Suggest Revision: Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
 
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