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Nick Swardson Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
Nick Swardson
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
Nick Swardson
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Nick Swardson
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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
Nick Swardson
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That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.
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I have to pee out of my ass.
Nick Swardson
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So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, I mean...
Nick Swardson
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Wassup, Silver Fox? Oh, I started a fight club.
Nick Swardson
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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
Nick Swardson
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Yea.. but it's a fu..ing sweet car!
Nick Swardson
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My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
Nick Swardson
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Let's do it'The levels I mean, not s...
Nick Swardson
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Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Nick Swardson
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Nick Swardson
4 Likes
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Nick Swardson
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Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?
Nick Swardson
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Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pu... smelled like the Great Depression.
Nick Swardson
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Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!
Nick Swardson
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Dude, we were just kidding JP. Don't be mad at us!
Nick Swardson
4 Likes
Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
Nick Swardson
6 Likes
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