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Alcohol Alcoholics Drinks Beer Quotes & Sayings
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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The Teen Challenge ministry was born out of those humble early days of ministry. It now includes over 500 drug and alcohol rehab centers around the world, even in Muslim countries. These include homes for girls and women addicts and alcoholics, all which are reaching many.
David Wilkerson
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Bang bang! Hey, pour me a beer. No pretty drinks, I'm a guy out here.
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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In the wake of my spiritual experience there came a vision of a society of alcoholics, each identifying with and transmitting his experience to the next... chain style. If each sufferer were to carry the news of the scientific hopelessness of alcoholism to each new prospect, he might be able to lay every newcomer wide open to a transforming spiritual experience. This concept proved to be the foundation of such success as Alcoholics Anonymous has since achieved.
Bill Wilson
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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She only smokes when she drinks. She only drinks now and then. Now and then when she's tired of being let down by men...
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
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Yea we can all party hard with some alcohol free beer and censored po......mmm my stomach is getting all jittery just thinking about it.
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(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate hangovers, and I can't drink and work in the same schedule.
Katy Perry
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People say Fat Tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That's ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics.
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