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Being So Close Yet So Fart So Far Quotes & Sayings
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
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