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Bernie Mac Jokessac Jokess Quotes & Sayings
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
Bernie Mac
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'The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
Bernie Mac
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Them doggone kids.
Bernie Mac
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I ain't scared of you motherfu..ers!
Bernie Mac
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I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
Bernie Mac
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You Bernie Mac funny, we ain't scared of none of ya!
Wale
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You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.
Bernie Mac
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bi... you're bank fraud, Bernie Madoff Educate y'all. Then erase y'all.
Mac Miller
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
Bernie Mac
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I wanted to be the best that I could be, first for myself, then for an audience. I love to see a smile on somebody's face....If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.
Bernie Mac
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Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.
Bernie Mac
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Shut up before I drop yo a.. off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?
Bernie Mac
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My side Jones is fat and my freak Jones is purdy. Why? 'Cause I Mac like Bernie.
Wale
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Do no touch my TV, my CD, my DVD, my VHS, my old school, my new school. Got it?
Bernie Mac
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I`m not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall.
Bernie Mac
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
Bernie Mac
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I was living in a place where I was harming myself. I was irresponsible. I'd lost several apartments. I couldn't hold a job. I was tired of being a no-good son of a bi... who called himself a man but was just a grown boy.
Bernie Mac
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Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
Bernie Mac
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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I will fu.. a kid up. When a kid gets one-years-old, I believe you got the right to hit him in either the throat or the stomach. If you grown enough to talk back, you grown enough to get fu..ed up!
Bernie Mac
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