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Bike Helmets Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
Spencer Pratt
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Unknown
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Unknown
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Al McGuire
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They attacked us with foil helmets and hair extensions. -James
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets
Dave Edison
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Up until about 12 years ago we never, ever, wore flak jacket or helmets but now the nastiness has got worse.
Kate Adie
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Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
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Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
Joe Theismann
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I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets.
Sting
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Another real problem was over putting our helmets on for re-entry, because we all had severe head colds. They couldn't come up there and make us. Houston, you have a problem!
Wally Schirra
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Your bike needs gas.
Wolverine
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There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
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