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Boondocks Sandwich Quotes & Sayings
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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her. I didn't know what to do. I had never had anyone steal food from me before. How do you react if someone takes your sandwich? I just finished my cup of coffee and got on the plane and flew home.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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I don't think Homies Over ho.. is a sentiment that A pi.p Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A pi.p Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pi.p Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fu.. ni...s is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me. -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
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What woman, sir? This here's a ho. -A pi.p Named Slickback
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You got a date Robert? Did you tell her, that you got two sets of genitals: a vagina and a coochie? Oh, that's a conjunction! -Stinkmeaner
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Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
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I'm paying 20 dollars for this nasty stale a.. bullshit popcorn, the least you can do is put the butter on it. -Grandad
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In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll still be a fu..ing idiot. Now, are we gonna have that drink or what? -Ed Wuncler
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Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler, Sr.
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Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler
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