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Dave Barry Computer Quotes & Sayings
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.
Dave Barry
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A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other...
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Dave Barry
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The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.
Dave Barry
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What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo
Dave Barry
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
Dave Barry
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry
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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
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