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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is true love.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
 
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
 
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bitch move santa...i'm comin for that ass again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
 
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