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Diaper Backw Quotes & Sayings
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The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper filling contest is making my life right now.
Mark Salling
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan
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My shit is raw like cocaine stuff in a diaper.
Immortal Technique
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
Unknown
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Love's like a diaper. When it begins to stink its time for change.
Unknown
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies.
Holly Near
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.
Drew Brees
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Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.
Barbara Ehrenreich
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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I didn't want to be so shortsighted as to be worrying about diaper rash, and not taking care of bigger things, like nuclear war.
Barbara Donachy
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Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your sho.. off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.
John Mica
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Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.
Unknown
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
Unknown
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I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
Damon Runyon
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Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?
Frank Pittman
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I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
Damon Runyon
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When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
Dakota Fanning
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The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the part of your brain that always wants to negotiate everything. You need to change a diaper, rinse a bottle, clean a spill, fluff a pillow? Consider it done. It's a no-brainer. End of conversation. End of story.
Veronique Vienne
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Lazarus Long
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