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Suggest Revision: I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
 
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Suggest Revision: I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
 
 Edward Abbey quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
 
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Suggest Revision: Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
 
 George Burns quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
 
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Suggest Revision: No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
 
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Suggest Revision: A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
 
 Mark Twain quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
 
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