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Of course I didn't notice that you resemble the elephant Man in my profile picture; I was distracted by how thin I look.

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With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

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We all have that one friend that is stick thin but eats like an elephant.

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Rockin' in the club, catch me on an elephant. Young Kreayshawn grimey, but I feel so elegant.

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I still think I'm fat. Right now I'm worrying about how I'm going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great.

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I wanna ride a baby elephant in my PJ's while sippin kool-aid out a pimp cup.

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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.

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I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.

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