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Fart Billy Connelly Quotes & Sayings
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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You can't predict what someone else is going to do and when someone else is going to leave.
Jennifer Connelly
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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I don't always like my own behavior. I haven't known anyone who is perfect all the time.
Jennifer Connelly
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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I am a huge fan of personal hygiene, so I embrace water.
Jennifer Connelly
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If you get too attached to how you want it to come out the other side, you freeze. I try to trust that it will work out in the end.
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