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Farting In Front Of My Man Quotes & Sayings
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My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
Alex O'Loughlin
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Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
Hank Moody
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Kevin Hart
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Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bull, was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.
Terry Pratchett
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Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front of you because you're too busy looking back to see what he's doing.
Madea
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The true character of a man is not defined by what he does in front of a crowd but instead by what he does when no one else is around.
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If he didn't fall in love he would have never come back near the end of the film. Because, what man is going to dishonor himself so that he comes back in front of the man that took a woman away from him... and warns her to save her life?
Rod Steiger
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I was always the front man for what I was doing from when I was 6.
John Legend
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I want a man who stands beside me, not in front of or behind me.
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The man of your dreams could be standing right in front of you.
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Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Front if you want, I puff a few blunts and take a cruise in a Porsche wit the trunk in the front.
Jadakiss
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I want a man who willstand beside me. Not in front of or behind me. Give me two arms that wanna hold me, not own me
Unknown
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God put your eyes on the front of your head...so you can see whats in front of you not behind, let it go.
Unknown
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Front if you want, until I blow the back of your brains out, and see if you can think with your front.
Jadakiss
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I wanna keep creating those situations for myself so I don't have to be out front all the time. Then when I do have to be out front, I can do it to the max.
Bootsy Collins
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I'm always shy in front of an audience, so I'm always at the back, in the shadows, just doing it. I don't like the front, the adulation.
Bill Wyman
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A spider has posted up in front of my front door...He is BIG and his web is massive!
Jayde Nicole
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Sometimes that's a year, sometimes it's 18 months, where all I'm doing is taking notes. I'm reconstructing the story from the back to the front so that I know where the front is.
John Irving
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Man I've been in the back with the groupies and the stars I've been out front with the thugs in the cars,
Mac Dre
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