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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
 
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Suggest Revision: Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big ass down to Bros. Barbecue, 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard, that's right off Manchester. Bros. Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
 
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Suggest Revision: The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on Friends is.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.
 
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Suggest Revision: Friendship is a very simple word, very commonly used. The word friend is almost used on a daily basis. Yet, the depth and meaning of friendship certainly go beyond the simple and the common. Throughout history friendship has been a favorite theme for many writers. The following passages highlight what others have said about friendship in the past.
 
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Suggest Revision: Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers.
 
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