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Flu And Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Flu And" sorted by relevance. 35 matching entries found.
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
Unknown
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
Unknown
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
Unknown
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There is no bird flu in commercial stocks.
Michael E Mann
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Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.
Louis CK
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Homey I'm just like you, this is what that grind do, look at me my movement is spreadin just like the swine flu.
Maino
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There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.
Meg Tilly
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You give me butterflies heart skipping one two. I know you're sick boy I wanna get the flu.
Unknown
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
Unknown
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Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.
The Devil Wears Prada
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I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.
Unknown
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
Thaksin Shinawatra
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
Johnny Vegas
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My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
Gucci Mane
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I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
Bill Burr
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
Daryl Hall
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
Unknown
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