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Freondship Day Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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