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Funny Abut Animals Quotes & Sayings
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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But I've worked where they've had animals before, and animal wranglers, the people who raise animals and train animals for films and television, they're all very, very professional.
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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.
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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.
Chuck Palahniuk
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought.
Victor Hugo
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Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.
Temple Grandin
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I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better with animals than people. Animals are direct, not duplicitous.
Yvonne Craig
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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?
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Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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At his best man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst
Aristotle
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It is much easier to show compassions to animals. They are never wicked.
Haile Selassie
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Man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all.
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As long as man eats animals how can cruelty to animals be removed.
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Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.
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If vegetarians love animals so much why do they keep eating all their food?
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Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.
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The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Mohandas Gandhi
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