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Funny And Cut Couples Quotes & Sayings
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Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?
Jay Leno
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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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New Jersey is the first state in the country to agree to treat gay and unmarried couples the same as married couples.
Michael Adams
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You see so many movies... the younger people who are coming from MTV or who are coming from commercials and there's no sense of film grammar. There's no real sense of how to tell a story visually. It's just cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, you know, which is pretty easy.
Peter Bogdanovich
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The second draft is on yellow paper, that's when I work on characterizations. The third is pink, I work on story motivations. Then blue, that's where I cut, cut, cut.
Jacqueline Susann
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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They're pushing the continuation of a tax cut that will give an additional $500 billion in tax cuts to 120,000 families. And they're holding hostage the middle class tax cut because they say we won't pass...we won't continue the middle class tax cut unless you give the tax cut for the super wealthy.
Joe Biden
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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Funny how every time you push me away you turn around and you beg me to stay. Cut down by all the things you say. Ive had enough.
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I'm not looking to cut massive taxes and to reduce the...the revenues going to the government. My...my number-one principal is, there will be no tax cut that adds to the deficit. I want to underline that: no tax cut that adds to the deficit.
Mitt Romney
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone.
Ari Fleischer
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It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It's these guys. We're not cutting back to anybody else.
Paul Reiser
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When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself.
Isaac Asimov
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