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Funny And Cut Couples Quotes & Sayings
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I will shape myself into your pocket. Invisible, do what you want. I will shrink and I will disappear. I will slip into the groove and cut me off.
Radiohead
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They say I'm nothing currently but my ni...s in the cut like surgery and all my breakfast, lunch and dinners get served to me.
Wiz Khalifa
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And I maintain good relationships with all the studios so I've never been bullied into any cut, frankly.
Ridley Scott
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Trees, though they are cut and loped, grow up again quickly, but if men are destroyed, it is not easy to get them again.
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I don't rap, I just spit - like a new born So tell them others ni...s cut it out - like a coupon
Lil Wayne
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You claim you a dog, my ni..., Im the vet. We cant even talk unless you cut the check.
Wiz Khalifa
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I was a naturally aggressive left-back, a cut-throat tackler.
Gordon Ramsay
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I cut myself a lot...but not when I'm chopping. It usually happens when I'm holding a knife and talking with my hands!
Rachael Ray
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I almost exclusively wear skinny jeans. I'm terrified of any other cut of denim.
Lauren Conrad
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There may come a time when you have to cut off people who value 'stuff' over God. There is a power in seeking the kingdom first.
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It didn't get into Sundance although I showed a rough cut which is a mistake to all filmmakers out there.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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