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 Joe Adcock quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
 
 Earl Wilson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
 
 Dick Gregory quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
 
 Pete Rose quotes 
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Suggest Revision: With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
 
 Mickey Mantle quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
 
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Suggest Revision: ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.
 
 Bill Veeck quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
 
 Casey Stengal quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
 
 Joe Garagiola quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
 
 Bob Uecker quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.
 
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