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Funny Bed Rest Quotes & Sayings
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
Unknown
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
Unknown
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
John Ciardi
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I enjoy talking to you, my mind needs a rest.
Unknown
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Staying in my bed for the rest of my life is my career path...
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
Unknown
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Unknown
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.
Florynce R Kennedy
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The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
Unknown
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You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.
Reggie Jackson
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There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.
Unknown
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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