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Funny Beds And Taking A Chan Quotes & Sayings
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People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Unknown
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After all those years in Asia, I don't have to do promotion anymore. We just release a Jackie Chan movie and - Boom! - people go.
Jackie Chan
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Well, that's the old story I heard about the Jackie Chan films. That, like, Jackie Chan will just keep going and when crew members drop he just replaces them. I don't know if that's true but after having worked in Japan I believe it might be true.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its essentially the same experience.
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I blame my mother for my poor s.. life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Joan Rivers
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When it comes to love, theres no guarantee that you wont get hurt, you just have to ask yourself is it even worth taking the risk!
Aaron Chan
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I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan
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The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies.
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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I just want people to remember me like I remember Buster Keaton. When they talk about Buster Keaton or Gene Kelly, people say, 'Ah yes, they good.' Maybe one day, they remember Jackie Chan that way.
Jackie Chan
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Better start taking notes as I'm taking tokes. The hood wanna see you die and they taking votes.
Rick Ross
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My bed is actually two king beds put together.
Cindy Margolis
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May the Gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds!
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And he repents in thorns that sleeps in beds of roses
Francis Quarles
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With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.
Richard Branson
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Bodies line the walls and beds each one they hold a broken toy.
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
Joan Rivers
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Everything from the little house was in the wagon, except the beds and tables and chairs. They did not need to take these, because Pa could always make new ones.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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