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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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I wasn't normally a breakfast person. Now I eat breakfast the second I get up and I'm definitely hungry all throughout the day.
Kourtney Kardashian
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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Demetri Martin
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But, on another level it's really sort of this really cool coming of age story, it reminds me of like The Breakfast Club or something like that, if I can be so bold to associate with The Breakfast Club.
Will Estes
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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For Sunday breakfast, I make orange and ricotta pancakes, crepes and eggs. You know men, we usually go for breakfast because it's the easiest thing to cook and then we try to make it seem fancy.
Hugh Jackman
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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your a.. before having a shit.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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All I've had for breakfast is coffee and Plan B.
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Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
Barbara Kingsolver
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I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.
Bette Davis
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I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.
Bette Davis
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I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.
Bette Davis
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
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I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.
Ramandeep Singh
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Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Amit Verma
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
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