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Funny Breaking Up With A Crap Heater Quotes & Sayings
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Cause I bring the heater. Love me cause I'm your leader.
Tech N9ne
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No, sweetheart, you don't need a cuddle buddy in the winter, you need a jacket and a heater.
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All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
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People dont change so if they are in the beginning like crap...Then in the middle and the end. They are crap, shit nothing!
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The three most common expressions in aviation are, 'Why is it doing that?, 'Where are we?' and 'Oh Crap.'
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Heater on my hip, trunk full of that work. I say my shooters like Dirk, 10 racks and you murk.
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
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Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
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Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap.
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I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
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Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.'
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The heater, I'm a tuck her, Tucker like Delores. That's my word, word like thesaurus.
Lil Wayne
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
Emily Mortimer
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There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
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Breaking News: There is still no cure for mornings.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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