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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Larry Wilde
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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