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Funny Church Signs Quotes & Sayings
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Church isnt where you meet. Church isnt a building. Church is what you do. Church is who you are. Church is the human outworking of the person of Jesus Christ. Lets not go to Church, lets be the Church.
Bridget Willard
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.
Umberto Eco
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We thought the church had withdrawn from interfering in Italian politics... but instead there is a terrible resurgence. These are ugly signs for freedom of expression. When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned the art of telling ironic stories.
Dario Fo
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Nearly all institutions, it might be said, are based on signs, but these signs do not directly evoke things.
Ferdinand De Saussure
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All the signs were right. And when I mean all the sings were right, the only signs that we care about when we start a project of making a record is, do we have the songs - it's that simple.
Graham Nash
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.
Ulysses S Grant
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And among His Signs Is the creation of the heavens And the earth, and the variations In your languages And your colors; verily In that are Signs For those who know
Quran
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Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches
St Thomas Aquinas
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Whether a person feels positive or not is kind of a comment on their personality and of no great interest. You can find positive signs or you can find negative signs. How you evaluate them depends on something that happened in your life recently or something like that. There's no objective way to do it. The important thing is you try to commit yourself to making the positive signs more real. Suppose you felt that there's 99 percent of a probability that human civilization is going to be destroyed in the next hundred years, but one percent chance it won't be, and that one percent offers some opportunities to do something. Well, you commit yourself to that one percent.
Avram Noam Chomsky
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A revival does two things. First, it returns the Church from her backsliding and second, it causes the conversion of men and women; and it always includes the conviction of sin on the part of the Church. What a spell the devil seems to cast over the Church today!
Billy Sunday
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If you know your girl is watching Oprah and you come in and it's this whole show on cheating and the guy's giving away all the secrets of what the signs are, you know not to give off those signs if you're cheating. I think it's very important for a guy.
Shannon Elizabeth
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And among His Signs Is the creation of the heavens And the earth, and the variations In your languages And your colors; verily In that are Signs For those who know
Quran
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Whether a person feels positive or not is kind of a comment on their personality and of no great interest. You can find positive signs or you can find negative signs. How you evaluate them depends on something that happened in your life recently or something like that. There's no objective way to do it. The important thing is you try to commit yourself to making the positive signs more real. Suppose you felt that there's 99 percent of a probability that human civilization is going to be destroyed in the next hundred years, but one percent chance it won't be, and that one percent offers some opportunities to do something. Well, you commit yourself to that one percent.
Avram Noam Chomsky
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The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Oh ohh ohhh. Ohhh oh oh oh....All I see is signs. All I see is dolla' signs.
Rihanna
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Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church's agenda of reform, and the church, not society, is the first target of divine criticism
Michael Scott Horton
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The Church knew what the psalmist knew: Music praises God. Music is well or better able to praise him than the building of the church and all its decoration; it is the Church's greatest ornament.
Igor Stravinsky
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