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Funny Cross Eyediage Quotes & Sayings
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
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I dont think thats the way to go about all this. These people will still cross. Right now they cross right in front of the inspection booth.
Nelly
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I don't think that's the way to go about all this. These people will still cross. Right now they cross right in front of the inspection booth.
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I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
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At the cross God wrapped his heart in flesh and blood and let it be nailed to the cross for our redemption.
E Stanley Jones
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Cross patch how can anyone be so cross. Won't you tumble off your high horse. You know you love to be loved.
Fats Waller
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Bill Vaughan
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In the rainy season, sometimes to get to the first lesson we had to run really quick, because we had to cross the river to school and we'd have to go up and down the bank to find a place to cross because there is no bridge.
Haile Gebrselassie
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Being the first to cross the finish line makes you a winner in only one phase of life. It's what you do after you cross the line that really counts.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
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