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Funny Dentist Quotes & Sayings
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Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist's house and got the dentist out of bed and shot him.
Bruno Schulz
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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
Tim Vine
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Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
Peter Tork
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.
Rick Baker
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I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.
Phil Gramm
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They say its cold outside. So like a dentist, Im just trying to keep they mouth wide.
Ludacris
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I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
Taylor Caldwell
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Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Johnny Depp
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Dentist: This will only hurt a little. Me: *LIAR!*
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Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing
Johnny Depp
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Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Johnny Depp
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The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.
Leonard Woolf
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Good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister? -Dentist
Finding Nemo
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My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.
Lasse Hallstrom
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
Evelyn Waugh
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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.
Augusten Burroughs
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