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Funny Dog Sleeping Quotes & Sayings
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
Unknown
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A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Washington Irving
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Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows.
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You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
Will Estes
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
Haitian Farmer
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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