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Funny Fat Girl Jokesnny Quotes & Sayings
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.
Amit Verma
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Bored as a fat person without food...
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever.
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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