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Funny Government Shut Down Quotes & Sayings
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Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up.
Black Eyed Peas
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Will Rogers
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Will Rogers
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Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fu..ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Bill Hicks
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Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.
Nikhil Saluja
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will Rogers
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Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
Paul Miller
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Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
Unknown
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Never miss a good opportunity to shut the fu.. up!
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Thatcher came under pressure from right wing backbenchers to shut up the Prince of Wales and there was a deal done between them where he did actually shut up in the end.
Anthony Holden
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