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Funny Grocery Storehole Quotes & Sayings
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The neighborhood grocery clerk asked for my picture. Does this mean I can no longer wear pajama bottoms when I grocery shop?
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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My mom lived a fast life, It was all about what we could do to have fun with nothing. She...for most of my life, she was a dancer. An exotic dancer. She was a stripper. Um, so she would come home at like three, four oclock in the morning, and sometimes she would have a really great night, and so she would wake me up in the middle of the night and wed go to Ralphs and go grocery shopping. And that was so much fun. Wed have the whole grocery store to ourselves, and we would have a blast and buy a hundred dollars in groceries. And it was just the best day ever. The best day.
Minka Kelly
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
Hal Borland
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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go to the grocery store, buy some new friends.
Isaac Brock
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I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store.
Unknown
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She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad and I got her ni..., grocery bags.
Young Money
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I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.
Unknown
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I feel sorry for your mother.
Grocery Store Man
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For a while I couldn't leave the house by myself. Even if I was just grocery shopping alone, I'd get self-conscious.
Shannen Doherty
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I have never written anything in one draft, not even a grocery list, although I have heard from friends that this is actually possible.
Connie Willis
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
Dennis Miller
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I've managed to do movies and still keep a lifestyle where I can go to ballgames, go to a grocery store like everybody else.
Chris Evans
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I can write for any magazine now, in any voice. I can do it in two hours, I could do it in my sleep, it's like writing a grocery list.
Ann Patchett
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Indiana it sure is good to be back but you have GOT to get with the times. These grocery options are not okay for anyone. ORGANIC? NON-GMO?
Catt Sadler
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West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.
Jeri Ryan
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I've fallen back on this periodically, although I must say that getting out of the grocery business ranked right up there with getting out of the army as one of the happier experiences of my life.
David Eddings
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Forgive the person who badly hurt you long ago and also the stranger who stepped on your toe in the grocery store.
Joyce Meyer
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