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Funny Homer Simpsonson Quotes & Sayings
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Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead, Through which the living Homer begged his bread
Thomas Seward
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Aldous Huxley
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I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer.
Charles Olson
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson
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Operator, give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson
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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.
Marge Simpson
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
Dan Castellaneta
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
Homer Simpson
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
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How vain, without the merit, is the name.
Homer
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
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