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Funny Man Unitedny Man United Quotes & Sayings
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is Gos's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman is God's gift to man. Know your worth for you are God's jewel.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handey
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A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs... or... SIT DOWN so she can see the one behind you!
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
Miguel De Unamuno
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I grew up with killa's man, people who killed, man but my character never could be like them, man and they respect that, say that I'm real man. Not a fake person, that's the Sims man.
Kendrick Lamar
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You know it takes a big man to cry, but it takes even a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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The Vietnamese people deeply love independence, freedom and peace. But in the face of United States aggression they have risen up, united as one man.
Ho Chi Minh
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There is therefore a tremendous mystery in the fact that God may be united with man and the man with God.
Michael Servetus
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Nature also forges man, now a gold man, now a silver man, now a fig man, now a bean man.
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Bad man ah bad man. Ah we no rob man ohh bad man no freak man. G..shot ah beat man.
Elephant Man
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Whatever be the qualities of the man with whom a woman is united according to the law, such qualities even she assumes, like a river, united with the ocean.
Guru Nanak
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Lorna Adler
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Wars are not acts of God. They are caused by man, by man-made institutions, by the way in which man has organized his society. What man has made, man can change.
Frederick M Vinson
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
Chauncey Mitchell Depew
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But I contend that if we're providing total medical coverage for every man, woman, and child in Iraq, shouldn't we at least be doing the same thing for every man, woman, and child in the United States?
Tony Campolo
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