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Funny Money Askin Quotes & Sayings
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You fu..in' hand askin' "how much money can I fit into this rubberband?" Hustlin', throw your a.. right inside a rubbish can.
Mac Miller
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk.
Rocko
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Part of me wants to be askin' mom for some cash to you its something simple but I'm an unemployed teen with a money issue, Yeah I rap but the cash in the rap game isnt what you be thinking thought I'm rich well no its different.
D Pryde
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Ogden Nash
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I got three rules when I hustle and aint none of em funny, its like get your money...get your money....and oh ya get your money.
Mac Dre
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I'm about to give you all of my money and all I'm askin' in return, honey. Is to give me my profits when you get home just a, just a, just a, just a. Yeah baby just a, just a, just a, just a. When you get home. just a little bit. Yeah just a little bit.
Aretha Franklin
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Payday is only the illusion of having money for a couple of hours. Then it's payday for everyone I owe money to.
Nishan Panwar
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She aint gettin shyt from me unless she talkin brick money, (yay yea) I need that Will Smith money, That K.Smith betterman fresh prince money aint shyt funny and youngin do songs with Ray so make way for that Lil Kim money.
Yung Berg
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
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Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Rod Carty
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The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.
IRS Auditor
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
JPaul Getty
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
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Good Friend; Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. Best Friend; Will lend you money and then charge interest.
Unknown
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
Joseph David
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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Voltaire
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