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Funny Morning Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Kiara Sellars
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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