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Funny Morning Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Morning Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
David Sedaris
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
Carole King
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
Jim Davis
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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