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Funny Morning Wal Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
Unknown
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make.
Richard Roeper
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Paris Hilton
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I love Wal-Mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-Mart. My husband and I hang out there.
Viola Davis
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its essentially the same experience.
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
Unknown
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
Melchor Lim
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Unknown
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