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Funny Mortgage Quotes & Sayings
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We will not, on the altar of money, mortgage our conscience, mortgage our faith, mortgage our salvation.
Peter Akinola
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Well, we're just now seeing the reductions in mortgage rates. The mortgage rates are based on the ten-year rate and the Fed controls the overnight or the shorter rates.
Franklin Raines
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Marvin Kitman
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Let us not mortgage our future, let us reverse mortgage our past.
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house, I can't believe I remember this, he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
Mindy Kaling
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I have never had another job and I don't have a mortgage.
Alison Moyet
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Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.
Ed Wynn
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The universe of mortgage lending has gotten to the point where there is a place in it for everybody.
Joe Mays
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Once the housing market begins to recover, I would phase out the mortgage tax deduction.
Joshua A Tucker
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When the congregation becomes the norm by which sermons are measured, a minister has put a mortgage on his soul.
Ralph W Sockman
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Even the once simple home mortgage now has so many flavors and styles and variations that it is difficult for people to make a decision.
Scott Cook
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I could never reclaim these first precious moments of maternity. But I needed to pay my mortgage. It wasnt an option. I had to do the role.
Vera Farmiga
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Believe it or not, when we were first married, our combined monthly student loan bills were actually higher than our mortgage. We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.
Michelle Obama
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Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ruin, but a mortgage beats 'em all.
Will Carleton
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But the advice was not taken - Johnstone did emigrate to Canada, and did mortgage his pension; and I fear - though I failed to trace his after history - that he suffered in consequence.
Hugh Miller
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Right now we think that rates will stay low, that you'll be able to get a mortgage below seven percent and that's kicked off a refinance boom that's going to put more money in the pockets of consumers.
Franklin Raines
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I had a couple come in with a negative amortization mortgage on a house that costs way too much relative to their income. They're consuming real estate, not investing in it.
Chris Cooper
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The meek may inherit the earth, but the other kind inherits the mortgage
Noah Goldstein
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We think if the economy remains weak that we could see mortgage rates trail down and we think that we could see rates below seven percent into early next year.
Franklin Raines
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