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Funny News Years Eve Quotes & Sayings
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that they like coming into the New Year?
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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24hrs to do all the bad things that you'll resolve not to do in the new year.
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That depressing moment when you realize that no one is going to text/inbox/tell you that they wish you were with them on new years eve.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
Stephen Colbert
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
WH Auden
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I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!
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Happy New Years Eve! I want you to kiss me at 11:59 and not finish that kiss until 12:01. I'd have a perfect ending & a perfect beginning.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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New Years Eve isn't about dressing up. It's about dressing down.
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Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.
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Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
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For last years words belong to last years language and next years words await another voice.
TS Eliot
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Good news...We won! Bad news...I'm now 0 for 7 years at the plate.
Justin Verlander
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