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Funny Nose Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Nose" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
Kathy Griffin
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You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your f*cking head? For, like, months on end! -Tom Hanson
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Often times the right person is right under your nose. Make sure your nose isn't in the air.
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Growing up I felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day'. I'm glad I didn't.
Ashlee Simpson
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Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose with no chance of mental escape.
Frank Moore Colby
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Chevy Chase
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I remember looking up to Barbra Streisand, and thinking, 'Finally, someone who has a Jewish nose, who didn't get a nose job.'
Lea Michele
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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.
Lauren Conrad
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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
Cyrano De Bergerac
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One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
Darrell Roya
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Hey I found your nose. It was in my business again.
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Crazy how Inspiration can come from little to nothing sometimes...And be under your nose when you're looking most.
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They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.
Tracey Emin
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