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Funny President Quotes & Sayings
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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This president can ask us to be patient. This president can tell us it was someone elses fault. This president can tell us that the next four years hell get it right. But this president cannot tell us that YOU are better off today than when he took office.
Mitt Romney
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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I've been a strong financial and political supporter of, first, President Bush Sr. when he was running for president, and even when he ran for president a time or two and failed.
Kenneth Lay
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I am going to build the kind of nation that President Roosevelt hoped for, President Truman worked for, and President Kennedy died for.
Lyndon B Johnson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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There has been an awful lot of time and money spent looking at the president over the last four years The American people saw through those investigations. They voted for the president. And despite all of this time and attention, nothing has turned up because the president and the first lady did nothing wrong.
George Stephanopoulos
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In my country we go to prison first and then become President .
Nelson Mandela
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
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For example, a man who might not have enormous charisma, who could be president 40 years ago, and who was a deserving president, I don't know that George Washington would be a president today, I don't know that Abe Lincoln would, I don't know that Roosevelt would.
Sydney Pollack
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W Bush
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The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about President Putin stepping down voluntarily and picking out successor which would be probably as bad as him.
Garry Kasparov
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I will begin my presidency with a jobs tour. President Obama began with an apology tour. America, he said, had dictated to other nations. No Mr. President, America has freed other nations from dictators. Every American was relieved the day President Obama gave the order, and Seal Team Six took out Osama bin Laden. But on another front, every American is less secure today because he has failed to slow Irans nuclear threat. In his first TV interview as president, he said we should talk to Iran. Were still talking, and Irans centrifuges are still spinning.
Mitt Romney
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Back in 2008, candidate Obama called a $10 trillion national debt 'unpatriotic' serious talk from what looked to be a serious reformer. Yet by his own decisions, President Obama has added more debt than any other president before him, and more than all the troubled governments of Europe combined. One president, one term, $5 trillion in new debt.
Paul Ryan
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Let's try to put at least as much thought into voting for the next U.S. president as we do into voting for the next American Idol.
Unknown
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For small business to survive, we need President Romney, not President Obama.
Kelly Ayotte
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I submit to you, Mr. President of Congress, my formal resignation as president of the republic.
Alberto Fujimori
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I am ready and prepared to work with the President, but I will not be a rubber stamp for any president.
Daniel Inouye
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