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Funny Random Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. For, as has been pointed out several times, there is no such thing as a random number, there are only methods to produce random numbers, and a strict arithmetic procedure of course is not such a method.
John Von Neumann
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Random acts of kindness are not random. They are actions of people holding themselves to a higher standard.
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I wanna spend one whole day doing random acts of kindness for random people and asking for nothing in return.
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Two things I love about our new home: random hot air balloons and lots of live music in the most random places!
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O! many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!
Walter Scott
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W C Fields
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.
Karl Jaspers
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Rami Belson
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
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No one will win the battle of the s..es, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
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Brace yourself, random 'Merry Christmas' texts are coming.
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When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body.' or 'I'm pregnant.'
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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