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Funny Restaurant Quotes & Sayings
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When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
Helen Hunt
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I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
Burt Lancaster
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In any restaurant of this caliber, the chefs are in the same position, building relationships.
Thomas Keller
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I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.
Mikhail Baryshnikov
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The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are.
Ted Allen
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam
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Today's restaurant is theater on a grand scale.
Marian Burros
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I'm plagued with indecision in my life. I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant.
Chuck Close
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If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined.
Brigitte Bardot
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I think everybody at some point in time has thought to themselves, 'I have a really great idea for a restaurant.'
Bobby Flay
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I enjoy spending time at home or going out for a quiet meal in a restaurant.
Jamie Redknapp
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What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather
ICarly
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I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
Calvin Trillin
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I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in.
Ray Conniff
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
Rod Schmidt
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My partner and I are looking at several locations on Park Avenue South and Midtown for a new restaurant space.
Bobby Flay
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Know how to behave at a fine restaurant, which is a telltale measure of social maturity.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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Just want to thank my friends and family for all the support regarding my restaurant RYU. I couldn't be happier about the place.
Scott Disick
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