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Funny Safe Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Safe" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Hope you have a safe, stab-free flight.
Unknown
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I remember when s.. was safe and flying was dangerous.
Unknown
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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I would rather stack it up and put it in a safe, then peek inside the safe and see I'm running out of space.
Drake
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It is safe to make a choice of your thoughts, scarcely ever safe to express them all.
Isaac Barrow
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Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking 'I'm gonna kill...ahh sh*t! He's under a blanket.'
Unknown
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You know, as attorney general, there's no issue more important than making sure you are safe, that your families are safe.
Charlie Crist
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies; seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.
Charles Caleb Colton
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Many of the genetically modified foods will be safe, I'm sure. Will most of them be safe? Nobody knows.
Jeremy Rifkin
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The logical process will often be the safe one. I tend, when I'm given that choice, to go the way that's not safe.
Sting
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
24 Likes
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How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?
Dan Burton
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Boston is safe. And we're going to keep it safe.
Thomas Menino
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Some of us may just, in one-on-one conversations with our family, with our friends, over the back fence with our neighbors, talk about the reality of our lives and realize that we're not alone, that we have a right to be physically safe and emotionally safe in our own homes.
Patricia Ireland
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I practice safe s.. - I use an airbag.
Garry Shandling
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.
Unknown
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Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances, they don't play it safe.
Peter Farrelly
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You can't imagine a world, quite frankly, without a safe and secure aviation system. And so our job is to really focus on that, and what we need to do to keep it safe and secure.
Janet Napolitano
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